Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne-yes, the Bruce Wayne, but you can call me your future sidekick! I may not be fighting crime, but I'm an expert at stealing hearts. I've got the most dashing brindle coat and eyes that could stop a supervillain in their tracks.
Playtime? I'm all in. My strategy: sprint straight for the plush toy, conquer it, and then claim the couch as my Batcave for a quick chill session before my epic zoomies take over. I'm equal parts cuddle bug and action hero, the perfect mix of charm and energy. If you're looking for a loyal, fun-loving companion, I'm ready to save the day-adopt me and let's start our adventure!
